"Laughter really is the best medicine," says Jerry, "and here's your double dose for the day. Remember to check back often for new jokes and more fun right here at National Lyme Report. Until then, don't you dare forget ... all we've got in this old world is each other, and may God bless."
Let the laughing begin!
You know, I just didn't want to believe rumors that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. Chuckling? Of course you are! Here's more:
Question: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? Answer: An investigator. Get it? InvestiGATOR!! Okay, it's corny, I admit it! Here's another one:
How do you spot a vegetarian at a party? Don’t worry, he'll tell you! How true, how true! Finally, a blind man with a guide dog walks into a grocery store, takes the pooch by the tail and starts swinging it in circles over his head.
Puzzled, the store's manager approaches and asks, "Pardon me, sir. Can I help you with something?"
"No thank you, "says the blind man. "I'm just looking around."
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